God ,Religion and Sex

We hindus have a multitude of gods, many of them are married, but only a few of them have children, how is that. Starting at the top we have Brahma, Vishnu and Shiva, all of them are married but only shiva has two kids with Parvathi, what about the others dont they procreate. We have stories of Shiva's children, but what about their children.
The biggest question would be about Kama the god of love, what is he doing with his consort, is he impotent or does he really use a very good contraceptive or maybe he doesnt procreate.
God only knows :)

On the other side of the religion wall we have islam and christianity, mohammed had quite a few wives, aged and underaged (literally) and quite a few kids, but what about Allah, is he just chilling all by himself. Jesus is a greater enigma, did he die a virgin, thats a sad way to go isnt it, die on the cross and not have had sex all his life. Adam and Eve are a even bigger mystery, yes they had kids, then what, did their kids just procreate among themselves or did Adam provide some help to his daughters yikes.

I think all these gods are frustrated, no sex and all, hence they get their prophets and more so their followers to suffer and go through hell, at least Allah promises 70 virgins on martyrdom, what will one do with 70 virgins for the rest of eternity, is that it, no more virgins, how can one advice people to maintain chastity on earth and promise them virgins and angels on entering heaven.

So what are our choices, die a hindu, goto heaven where Rambha and Urvashi, who are common property await you, or die a muslim and get 70 virgins for the rest of eternity, or die a christian and well it seems god will take care of your desires wink wink.

I dont know, for my part, I am just going to have a really good time on earth and and leave eternity to rest.